1 00:00:03,612 --> 00:00:04,662 I need help. 2 00:00:04,700 --> 00:00:05,880 I can offer you help. 3 00:00:05,918 --> 00:00:06,958 And a place to stay. 4 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,657 That ain't happening. 5 00:00:08,704 --> 00:00:10,844 You should let her crash here. What? 6 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,270 BEN: Show that you can be a good guy, 7 00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:13,836 you'll win some points with Allison. 8 00:00:13,883 --> 00:00:15,103 If I got a copy of your book, 9 00:00:15,145 --> 00:00:16,755 would you at least sign it for me? 10 00:00:16,799 --> 00:00:18,929 You stay clean for 36 hours, the sofa's yours. 11 00:00:18,975 --> 00:00:19,925 Deal. 12 00:00:19,976 --> 00:00:21,016 Yeah. 13 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:22,074 I gotta use the bathroom. 14 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:23,409 Just a second. 15 00:00:23,458 --> 00:00:24,938 Look what I found behind the toilet. 16 00:00:24,981 --> 00:00:25,941 I'm sorry. 17 00:00:25,982 --> 00:00:27,292 Sorry doesn't cut it, man. 18 00:00:27,331 --> 00:00:28,771 You were supposed to watch her. 19 00:00:28,811 --> 00:00:30,601 You ever hear of a vision quest? 20 00:00:30,639 --> 00:00:33,209 Don't leave me out here, you son of a bitch! 21 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:35,040 [SCREAMS] 22 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:37,248 I'm leaving. Fuck you both. 23 00:00:37,298 --> 00:00:39,078 So when did you have your last drink? 24 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:41,256 Thirty-six hours? 25 00:00:41,302 --> 00:00:43,002 You made it. 26 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,173 Uh, who are you again? 27 00:00:44,218 --> 00:00:46,348 I'm Carl. Uh, Allison's boyfriend. 28 00:00:47,830 --> 00:00:49,220 Yeah. 29 00:00:49,266 --> 00:00:50,396 Enjoy your frittata. 30 00:00:55,316 --> 00:00:56,266 [♪♪♪] 31 00:00:56,317 --> 00:00:58,617 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 32 00:00:58,667 --> 00:01:03,797 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh ♪ 33 00:01:03,846 --> 00:01:06,276 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 34 00:01:06,327 --> 00:01:07,547 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 35 00:01:07,589 --> 00:01:08,809 Hey, maybe you guys can-- 36 00:01:08,851 --> 00:01:09,981 Can you settle a bet for me? 37 00:01:10,635 --> 00:01:11,895 Sure. 38 00:01:11,941 --> 00:01:14,341 I got a buddy who says Gettysburg 39 00:01:14,378 --> 00:01:16,378 was more deadly than Appomattox, okay? 40 00:01:16,424 --> 00:01:17,994 Now, I tried to tell him that 41 00:01:18,034 --> 00:01:20,124 despite its prevalence in the cultural mindscape, 42 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:22,207 Gettysburg's actually the less deadly of the two. 43 00:01:22,256 --> 00:01:23,206 Am I right? 44 00:01:23,257 --> 00:01:24,997 How would we know? 45 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:27,131 Well, 'cause you're Civil War re-enactors, right? 46 00:01:27,174 --> 00:01:28,484 I mean, there's no reason-- 47 00:01:28,523 --> 00:01:30,003 There's no reason to have beards 48 00:01:30,046 --> 00:01:31,476 like that in this day and age. 49 00:01:31,526 --> 00:01:32,916 We're not Civil War re-enactors. 50 00:01:32,962 --> 00:01:34,312 Oh, I'm sorry. 51 00:01:34,355 --> 00:01:36,435 I saw the itchy flannel shirts, and I-- 52 00:01:36,487 --> 00:01:37,837 Are-are you lumberjacks? 53 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:39,230 No. 54 00:01:39,273 --> 00:01:40,623 Time-travelers. 55 00:01:40,665 --> 00:01:42,005 You're time-travelers. 56 00:01:42,058 --> 00:01:43,888 We're musicians, asshole. 57 00:01:43,929 --> 00:01:45,929 Well, I hope the band is called: 58 00:01:45,975 --> 00:01:48,755 The Time-Traveling Lumberjacks of the Confederacy. 59 00:01:48,804 --> 00:01:50,894 Fuck you. 60 00:01:52,199 --> 00:01:53,899 That is a pretty good band name. 61 00:01:53,939 --> 00:01:54,899 You're welcome. 62 00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:56,860 [♪♪♪] 63 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:05,392 I-I was just thinking, have you ever said a word 64 00:02:05,429 --> 00:02:08,739 over and over, and then, it starts to sound weird? 65 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:10,170 There are a lot of words like that. 66 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:11,437 Towel. 67 00:02:11,479 --> 00:02:12,739 Towel. 68 00:02:12,784 --> 00:02:14,534 Towel? I dry off with a towel? 69 00:02:14,569 --> 00:02:16,439 Sponge. 70 00:02:16,484 --> 00:02:18,184 Sponge. 71 00:02:18,225 --> 00:02:19,965 Squeegee. 72 00:02:20,009 --> 00:02:21,399 Squeegee... 73 00:02:21,445 --> 00:02:24,615 Hm. It's all bathroom products, huh? 74 00:02:24,666 --> 00:02:26,966 Cunt-fart's another one. 75 00:02:27,016 --> 00:02:28,366 Cunt-fart. 76 00:02:28,409 --> 00:02:30,719 Cunt-fart. Cunt-fart. 77 00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:33,459 After a while, it just starts to lose its meaning. 78 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:35,201 Actually, not to be a stickler here, 79 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:36,852 but "cunt-fart" is two words. 80 00:02:36,895 --> 00:02:38,195 It has a dash. 81 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:40,375 Cunt, dash, fart. 82 00:02:40,421 --> 00:02:42,161 Yep, found the Harvard man. 83 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:43,985 Actually, the word I was thinking of was, 84 00:02:44,033 --> 00:02:46,253 uh, um, "daughter." 85 00:02:47,079 --> 00:02:48,949 Daughter. 86 00:02:49,952 --> 00:02:52,172 Daughter, daughter. 87 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:53,295 See what I mean? 88 00:02:53,347 --> 00:02:54,957 Okay, so why are you thinking 89 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,790 of the word "daughter"?MUGSY: I don't know. 90 00:02:56,828 --> 00:02:59,878 It just pops into my head this time of year. 91 00:02:59,918 --> 00:03:03,918 And maybe 'cause next week's my daughter's birthday. 92 00:03:03,966 --> 00:03:06,616 Yeah, that-that might have something to do with it. 93 00:03:06,664 --> 00:03:07,974 I didn't know you had a daughter. 94 00:03:08,013 --> 00:03:10,233 What is a cunt-fart anyway? 95 00:03:10,277 --> 00:03:11,887 It can't be gas, right? 96 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:14,410 No. It's air. 97 00:03:14,455 --> 00:03:17,235 Like, this one time, I was having sex with Wyatt 98 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:20,294 when he was on some kind of, like, herbal Viagra. 99 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:24,250 Let's just say he was pushing a lot of air up there. 100 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:26,291 Okay, thank you, Kate Middleton. 101 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:28,246 I think we ought to focus on Mugsy's thing. 102 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:29,985 I wanna hear more about her thing. 103 00:03:30,035 --> 00:03:31,775 Mugsy, what, uh-- 104 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:33,740 You gonna see your daughter for her birthday? 105 00:03:33,778 --> 00:03:34,738 MUGSY: No. 106 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:35,999 No, no, no. 107 00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:37,301 I-I haven't seen her in years. 108 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:38,907 How come? 109 00:03:38,957 --> 00:03:41,607 Well, back when my old lady and me got divorced, 110 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:42,696 my daughter-- 111 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:44,834 There it is. Dau-- Daughter. 112 00:03:44,876 --> 00:03:47,266 Daughter. Anyway, my daughter, Latte, 113 00:03:47,314 --> 00:03:48,884 uh, she didn't like spending time 114 00:03:48,924 --> 00:03:50,144 with me on the weekends. 115 00:03:50,186 --> 00:03:52,316 Then, one time, she and her friends, 116 00:03:52,362 --> 00:03:54,932 they wanted to go to a Hannah Montana concert. 117 00:03:54,973 --> 00:03:56,503 She told me that was more important 118 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:57,720 than being with her dad. 119 00:03:57,759 --> 00:03:59,369 Uh, little star-fucker, huh? 120 00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:00,373 Heh-heh-heh. 121 00:04:00,414 --> 00:04:03,594 No. That's gross. 122 00:04:04,766 --> 00:04:06,326 So, anyway, um, I said: 123 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:07,986 "No, it's my day, and you can see 124 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:10,770 Hannah Montana any time you want." 125 00:04:10,815 --> 00:04:12,945 So she got pissed, 126 00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:16,261 and she said I was ruining her life, and that, uh, 127 00:04:16,299 --> 00:04:18,429 she didn't wanna see me anymore. 128 00:04:18,475 --> 00:04:19,815 So that was it. 129 00:04:19,868 --> 00:04:21,298 SAM: That was it? 130 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:22,698 Yeah, that was it. 131 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:24,440 Pretty strong words, wouldn't you say? 132 00:04:24,481 --> 00:04:26,791 No, teenagers say shit like that. 133 00:04:26,831 --> 00:04:29,311 Listen, I-I-I would've accepted it 134 00:04:29,356 --> 00:04:31,306 if it came from a teenager. 135 00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:32,748 She was only 10. 136 00:04:32,794 --> 00:04:34,624 You haven't seen her since she was 10? 137 00:04:34,665 --> 00:04:36,535 No. She made her choice, 138 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:38,450 and I'm just honoring her wishes. 139 00:04:38,495 --> 00:04:40,715 You know? Like a-a good father does. 140 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:42,188 Jesus Christ, Mugsy. 141 00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:44,758 Kids say dumb shit like that, okay? 142 00:04:44,806 --> 00:04:46,896 You gotta-- You gotta reach out to her. 143 00:04:46,938 --> 00:04:49,988 No. As far as I'm concerned, ball's in her court. 144 00:04:50,028 --> 00:04:51,328 I'm here if she needs me. 145 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:53,078 She definitely needs you. 146 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:55,598 Well, whatever. 147 00:04:55,643 --> 00:04:57,173 It's too late now. 148 00:04:57,209 --> 00:04:58,909 She's 18. All grown up. 149 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:01,040 SAM: No, you're supposed to be the grownup, 150 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:02,613 you dumb fuck. 151 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:04,610 Now, come on, you're somebody's father. 152 00:05:04,652 --> 00:05:06,442 You start acting like one. 153 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:10,090 You know, Hannah Montana doesn't even exist anymore. 154 00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:12,875 She's turned into some kind of sex gremlin. 155 00:05:12,921 --> 00:05:15,271 Isn't it a shame? Everybody changes. 156 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,785 Bruce Jenner's a chick. 157 00:05:16,838 --> 00:05:18,358 Cute little Chastity Bono 158 00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:20,275 turned into that singer from Smashmouth. 159 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,320 Hey, where you get that herbal Viagra, anyway? 160 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:24,145 In any gas station. 161 00:05:24,193 --> 00:05:26,893 Goes by the name of "Nature's Rod." 162 00:05:26,935 --> 00:05:29,495 Hey, Eddie, you sure you're in the right group? 163 00:05:30,982 --> 00:05:32,422 What day is it? 164 00:05:32,462 --> 00:05:34,382 [♪♪♪] 165 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:36,772 Shouldn't be too hard to find 166 00:05:36,814 --> 00:05:38,734 a 17-year-old girl named "Latte." 167 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:39,993 By the way, what kind of maniac 168 00:05:40,035 --> 00:05:41,515 names his daughter, "Latte"? 169 00:05:41,558 --> 00:05:43,468 What is he, manager of Starbucks or something? 170 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:45,777 From what I know about Mugsy, she's lucky her name's not 171 00:05:45,823 --> 00:05:47,393 "Quaalude" or "Hash Oil." 172 00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:48,394 [LAUGHS] 173 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:49,645 "Hash Oil," though, 174 00:05:49,697 --> 00:05:50,867 that'd be a pretty cute name, 175 00:05:50,915 --> 00:05:52,395 like Popeye and Olive Oyl. 176 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:54,219 They have a stoner daughter named "Hash Oil" 177 00:05:54,266 --> 00:05:55,746 who smokes all of Popeye's spinach-- 178 00:05:55,790 --> 00:05:57,180 Oh, here she is. 179 00:05:57,226 --> 00:05:58,706 That's her Faux Friends page. Mm-hm. 180 00:05:58,749 --> 00:06:00,229 SAM: How are you just able to do that? 181 00:06:00,272 --> 00:06:01,492 How are you not? 182 00:06:01,535 --> 00:06:02,835 Can't believe how ignorant you are 183 00:06:02,884 --> 00:06:04,104 when it comes to the Internet. 184 00:06:04,146 --> 00:06:05,406 Well, it's like, I don't-- 185 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:06,842 You know, I'm not a fan of the thing 186 00:06:06,888 --> 00:06:08,848 that destroyed the music industry. 187 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:10,590 Feel like I'm sleeping with the enemy now. 188 00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:12,591 Well, as long as you're sleeping with somebody. 189 00:06:12,633 --> 00:06:13,983 [PHONE BUZZES][LAUGHS] 190 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:15,505 You remember that movie? 191 00:06:15,549 --> 00:06:17,859 Hello. Hey, you. 192 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:19,549 No. Well, no, I-- 193 00:06:19,596 --> 00:06:21,206 I don't know that I could right now. 194 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:22,430 SAM: Huh. 195 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:24,249 Look at her. She's adorable. 196 00:06:24,296 --> 00:06:25,386 Mugsy's a fucking idiot. 197 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:26,728 Hey, you know, I gotta go. 198 00:06:26,777 --> 00:06:28,167 We're in the middle of something. 199 00:06:28,213 --> 00:06:29,433 Talk to you soon. Bye. Okay. 200 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:31,346 Yeah, I don't know how somebody 201 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,781 goes eight years without talking 202 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:34,257 to their own kid. 203 00:06:34,306 --> 00:06:36,086 See if you can figure out where she lives 204 00:06:36,134 --> 00:06:38,224 or how I can get in touch with her. 205 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:40,837 And, uh, oh, do we have any more cranberry juice? 206 00:06:40,878 --> 00:06:43,268 Stop drinking cranberry juice. 207 00:06:43,315 --> 00:06:44,875 You love cranberry juice. 208 00:06:44,926 --> 00:06:47,096 No. No. I love vodka. 209 00:06:47,145 --> 00:06:50,315 I drink the cranberry juice, so I can pretend I taste vodka. 210 00:06:50,366 --> 00:06:51,666 [KNOCKING] 211 00:06:54,283 --> 00:06:56,463 [SIGHS] 212 00:06:56,503 --> 00:06:57,943 Allison, hi. 213 00:06:57,982 --> 00:07:00,642 Hi. I made meatballs, but Carl surprised me 214 00:07:00,681 --> 00:07:02,201 with a trip to Gozzer for the weekend. 215 00:07:02,247 --> 00:07:04,077 So you guys want them? 216 00:07:04,119 --> 00:07:06,119 BEN: Aw, that's very sweet. Absolutely. Thanks. 217 00:07:06,164 --> 00:07:08,044 I don't have to share them with fuckface, do I? 218 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:09,299 Uh, it might be nice. 219 00:07:09,341 --> 00:07:10,601 Okay, but I'm in charge of them. 220 00:07:10,647 --> 00:07:12,427 Okay.Come on in. 221 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:17,002 Am I interrupting, or--? 222 00:07:17,045 --> 00:07:18,175 Nah, no, no. 223 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:19,440 I was just helping Loudermilk 224 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:20,572 find a girl online. 225 00:07:20,614 --> 00:07:22,054 Oh. 226 00:07:22,093 --> 00:07:24,313 How's that going?Terrific. We found her. 227 00:07:25,749 --> 00:07:26,879 ALLISON: She's a little... 228 00:07:26,924 --> 00:07:29,104 young, no? 229 00:07:29,144 --> 00:07:30,454 Yep. She's 17, 230 00:07:30,493 --> 00:07:32,673 but she's got a birthday coming up. 231 00:07:32,713 --> 00:07:34,933 SAM: Hey, you think she still likes Miley Cyrus? 232 00:07:34,976 --> 00:07:37,456 Might loosen her up if I brought her an album or someth-- 233 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:39,330 Hey. 234 00:07:39,371 --> 00:07:41,421 What are-- What are you doing here? 235 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:44,331 I, um, I just dropped by some meatballs, so-- 236 00:07:44,376 --> 00:07:45,856 Yeah, I'm-- I gotta-- I gotta go. 237 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:47,250 Oh. 238 00:07:47,292 --> 00:07:49,772 Well, thanks. That's-- That's, uh-- 239 00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:54,209 Oh. She brought meatballs. 240 00:07:54,256 --> 00:07:55,516 Yeah, but I'm in charge of them. 241 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:56,912 That's nice of her, right? 242 00:07:56,954 --> 00:07:58,784 She comes over, drops off meatballs, and leaves. 243 00:07:58,826 --> 00:08:00,776 [PHONE BUZZES]She's, like, the perfect woman. 244 00:08:00,828 --> 00:08:02,308 Ha-ha-ha. Hello. 245 00:08:02,351 --> 00:08:04,271 Who? No, you got the wrong number. 246 00:08:04,309 --> 00:08:06,489 Oh, it's perfectly fine. Ha-ha-ha. 247 00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:08,749 Okay, you, too. Bye. 248 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:13,535 SAM: You two would make an adorable couple, 249 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,100 and I know you're both single. 250 00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:16,186 [SIGHS] 251 00:08:16,234 --> 00:08:17,414 Shut your mouth, Loudermilk. 252 00:08:17,453 --> 00:08:19,283 Mrs. Wilkes stopped by to see 253 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:20,724 if you've been making any progress 254 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:22,111 with her daughter, Claire. 255 00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:24,423 Actually, yeah, she, uh, she opened up 256 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:25,420 at the last meeting. 257 00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:27,251 Oh? What did she say? 258 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:28,549 Did she give you any indication 259 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:29,895 of why she dropped out of school? 260 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:31,344 Yeah, I don't-- I don't talk about 261 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:32,420 what's said in the room. 262 00:08:32,468 --> 00:08:33,818 But she did open up? 263 00:08:33,861 --> 00:08:35,381 I just told you she opened up. 264 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:37,557 The other day she called me a B-I-T-C-H. 265 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:39,434 Well, don't take it personally. 266 00:08:39,475 --> 00:08:40,815 She's just lashing out. 267 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:42,388 No, that was a good thing. 268 00:08:42,434 --> 00:08:45,314 She used to call me the C-word and the F-word. 269 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:47,270 A couple of times, she even called me the N-word. 270 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:51,046 So she's getting better? 271 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:52,525 Alphabetically speaking. 272 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:54,445 I'd love to know what triggered this. 273 00:08:54,490 --> 00:08:56,670 I know it was more than her father dying. 274 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:58,190 Well, why don't you fucking ask her? 275 00:08:58,233 --> 00:08:59,193 Loudermilk. 276 00:08:59,234 --> 00:09:00,194 What? 277 00:09:00,235 --> 00:09:02,145 Why does every conversation 278 00:09:02,193 --> 00:09:03,853 with you have to turn ugly? 279 00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:05,371 You asked me to help your daughter, 280 00:09:05,414 --> 00:09:06,764 not hump your leg. 281 00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:08,587 There's a thing called accountability, 282 00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:10,375 and you need to open up an account. 283 00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:11,769 You don't know me, 284 00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:13,512 and you don't know what I've been through. 285 00:09:15,119 --> 00:09:17,949 All right. I'll look into it. 286 00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:23,784 What a cocksucker. 287 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:27,612 Yeah. 288 00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:28,924 All right, so last week, 289 00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:30,439 we touched on some very heavy stuff 290 00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:32,352 about fathers and daughters, which I'm sure, 291 00:09:32,397 --> 00:09:35,837 hit home for a lot of us, right? 292 00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:39,142 Come on. Really? 293 00:09:39,187 --> 00:09:41,617 I took you down a very emotional road last time, 294 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:43,628 and now, you're all sitting here on your hands, 295 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,190 with your mouths shut. 296 00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:46,926 Except Roger. 297 00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:50,679 What does that tell me? 298 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:53,420 You, uh, suck at this? 299 00:09:53,462 --> 00:09:56,772 Tells me that nobody's doing the work in here but me. 300 00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:58,383 MUGSY: What are you talking about? 301 00:09:58,423 --> 00:10:00,473 We're all working very hard in here. 302 00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:01,912 Yeah? H-how hard do you work? 303 00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:03,389 Did you reach out to your daughter? 304 00:10:03,428 --> 00:10:04,778 There's no point. 305 00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:06,081 She doesn't wanna see me. 306 00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:07,387 And even if she did wanna see me, 307 00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:08,832 there'd-there-- I-- 308 00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:10,479 There would be no way for me to find her. 309 00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:11,922 Yeah, bullshit. 310 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:14,089 I found her in two minutes on the Internet. 311 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:16,790 She lives 20 minutes from here, 312 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,623 and goes to school right down the street. 313 00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:20,921 [EDDIE CHUCKLES] 314 00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:22,968 She's a cutie. 315 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:26,803 She volunteers at a homeless shelter? 316 00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:28,283 SAM: Yeah. 317 00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:29,723 Oh, so maybe she's not just a star-fucker. 318 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:31,109 That's good. That's good. 319 00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:32,462 SAM: Gonna be there on Saturday. 320 00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:33,981 In fact, I think 321 00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:35,244 it's a perfect opportunity 322 00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:36,766 for you to re-introduce yourself. 323 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:38,330 What? What do y--? 324 00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:39,546 You mean, just show up there? 325 00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:40,985 And do what? 326 00:10:41,031 --> 00:10:42,641 Talk to her. Tell her you're her dad. 327 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,465 Tell her you're sorry. Tell her you miss her. 328 00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:45,473 You were wrong. 329 00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:46,524 I-I wasn't wrong. 330 00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:47,858 That was my day. 331 00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:49,338 That was not Hannah Montana's day. 332 00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:50,427 SAM: Yeah, but you let that 333 00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:51,735 ruin the relationship, 334 00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:53,131 and that was wrong. 335 00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:56,256 No. 336 00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:57,437 I can't.SAM: Why not? 337 00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:59,272 Because he's a pussy. 338 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:00,490 Heh, heh. 339 00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:01,529 Do you know how wrong it is 340 00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:02,883 to have a daughter 341 00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:04,403 and simply choose not to speak to her 342 00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:05,876 for eight years? 343 00:11:05,926 --> 00:11:08,756 I lost my dad, and it hurts every day. 344 00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,318 Don't you know how important it is 345 00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:11,625 for a girl to have her dad, 346 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,151 even a piece-of-shit dad like you? 347 00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:15,544 Hey, you think I wanted any of this to happen? 348 00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:17,107 Then fix it, dickhead. 349 00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:19,074 Grow some balls, and go down there, 350 00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,463 and see your little girl. 351 00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:22,375 Yeah, and-and say what? 352 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:25,420 Well, now, maybe Claire could help you with that. 353 00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:27,817 Because I'm sure she probably understands 354 00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:30,951 a little bit about how your daughter feels. 355 00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:31,954 Yeah? 356 00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:36,425 Fuck it. I'll go with you. 357 00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:38,388 [♪♪♪] 358 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,790 Mugsy? 359 00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:49,193 Okay. 360 00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:53,018 And you say I suck at this. 361 00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:54,500 Well, you know. 362 00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:01,461 MUGSY: Come on. Jesus. 363 00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:03,683 This is kind of a shitty place 364 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,293 for my daughter to be hanging out. 365 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:06,293 Be proud of her. 366 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:07,514 She's a young woman 367 00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:08,772 who wants to make a difference. 368 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:11,855 And you got to have a good woman. 369 00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:14,725 Sound strategy. Thank you. 370 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,297 This-- This is fucked up. 371 00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:19,304 These guys all seem so lost and broken. 372 00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:21,037 Except for that guy. 373 00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:23,438 That guy's not, like, mentally-ill homeless. 374 00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:25,141 He's like bass-player homeless. 375 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:27,219 You know what these guys are, is quitters. 376 00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:28,658 That's a little harsh. 377 00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,184 No, they're lousy fucking quitters. 378 00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:32,057 Life gives them a nut-punch, sure, 379 00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:34,189 but instead of digging in and fighting back, 380 00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:36,541 they just roll over and let it define who they're gonna be 381 00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:38,111 for the rest of their lives. 382 00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:41,938 Didn't you quit being a music journalist? 383 00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,068 There she is. 384 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:44,550 Where? 385 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:48,420 All right, now, come on. 386 00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:51,163 Hey, hey, come on. Come on, come on. 387 00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:54,644 SAM: Latte? 388 00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:58,647 Sam Loudermilk, and I think you know who this guy is. 389 00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:02,866 Hey. 390 00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:08,478 I'm your father. 391 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,180 You wanna t-tell her why you're here? 392 00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:14,787 Why? 'Cause you're homeless? 393 00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,187 Homeless? No. 394 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,280 Jesus, do I look like I'm homeless? 395 00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:19,619 A little. 396 00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:20,838 No. 397 00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,187 Listen, I was thinking, 398 00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:23,446 if you'd like, 399 00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:26,068 I-I-I'd like to see you again. 400 00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:28,159 I know it's been a long time, 401 00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:29,848 but I was thinking if, you know, 402 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,846 we could just get to know each other a little bit. 403 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,728 If that something you're comfortable with. 404 00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,469 This is weird. 405 00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:38,820 Mom would never tell me where you were. So... 406 00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,561 I kind of thought maybe you were dead. 407 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:45,125 Well, you know, in a way, I was. 408 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:48,572 Mm. Mm. Yes, but he's not dead. 409 00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:51,610 All right? I mean, you're lucky in that, Latte. 410 00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:53,306 A lot of people, they lose their father, 411 00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:55,924 and he never comes back. 412 00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,835 Your dad was gone, but here he is. 413 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:58,970 He-he's back from the dead. 414 00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:00,452 He's like-- He's like-- 415 00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:03,581 He's like E.T. in the cooler, right? 416 00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,145 I don't know what that is. 417 00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:06,632 E.T. 418 00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,501 [IMITATING E.T.] The "Home-- Phone home." 419 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:12,981 Oh, man. I've been a horrible dad. 420 00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,074 Listen, I'm sorry. 421 00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:17,936 I know you got a lot of anger, 422 00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:20,287 but I was thinking maybe we could, uh, 423 00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:22,377 start with an ice-cream cone, 424 00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:24,296 and put all of this behind us. 425 00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:26,741 Yeah, because that would make everything all better. 426 00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:30,433 Okay, look, 427 00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:32,868 I accept your apology, 428 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,215 but it doesn't change the fact 429 00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:35,834 that you walked out on your nine kids. 430 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,135 What? You had nine kids? 431 00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:41,272 Seven. The twins weren't born yet. 432 00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:43,928 Jesus Christ. 433 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,320 LATTE: If it's any consolation, 434 00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:46,932 the pain you caused me 435 00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:48,583 made me wanna help other people in pain. 436 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,850 So I am a better person today because you left us. 437 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,198 Man. 438 00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:03,076 And all this time, 439 00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:06,169 I was thinking I did the wrong thing. 440 00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:09,429 Let's get out of here. 441 00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,392 [CHUCKLES] 442 00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:16,444 Affinity, communication, 443 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,010 and an empathy for the human condition 444 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:24,048 is what binds us and keeps a soul in wonder. 445 00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:26,057 Two things. Don't touch me, 446 00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,279 and I think you pissed your jammies. 447 00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,228 [LAUGHS] 448 00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:33,578 I like you. 449 00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:35,538 Ah, good guy. I like that guy. 450 00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,806 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 451 00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:40,459 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 452 00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:45,074 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 453 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,766 He fucking ditches out on nine kids? 454 00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:54,389 Well, seven, because the twins weren't-- 455 00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:56,041 Jesus Christ. 456 00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:57,865 My dad was a great guy, 457 00:15:57,913 --> 00:16:00,313 and this piece of shit gets to live. 458 00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:03,609 Yeah, well, hey. 459 00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:06,048 You don't know what was going on in his life. 460 00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:08,005 All right? He's an addict. 461 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,320 That's the answer right there. 462 00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:13,581 Fucking Latte. 463 00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:15,104 She gets the shit-end of the stick, 464 00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:17,628 and she turns it into a candy cane. 465 00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:19,722 And look at me. 466 00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,281 I get every break in the world, 467 00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:24,588 and now I'm just some homeless junkie 468 00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,585 that sleeps on some asshole's couch. 469 00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:30,604 You know, Ben's doing the best he can. 470 00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,431 You know. 471 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,689 All right, let's-let's, uh, go for a walk, all right? 472 00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,910 No, this way, come on. 473 00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:42,775 You know, I bet if your dad was here, 474 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,787 you'd probably tell him what was bothering you. 475 00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:46,959 Of course, I'd be shitting my pants in horror 476 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,266 'cause he's been dead for six months. 477 00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:54,754 But he's not here. 478 00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,713 I am. 479 00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:00,366 What's eating at you? 480 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,410 Nothing's eating at me. 481 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,679 And if there was, I wouldn't tell you. 482 00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:09,031 Oh, okay. Okay. 483 00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,641 CHARLIE: Little help? 484 00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:13,205 CLAIRE: Uh. 485 00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,949 Yeah, sure. 486 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,600 [SIGHS] 487 00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,607 [SIGHS] 488 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,040 What are you doing? 489 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,567 What? 490 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,400 Go throw with the guy. 491 00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:30,528 What? Why? 492 00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:32,791 What do you mean, why? 493 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,234 Look at him. He doesn't have anybody to play with. 494 00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:38,101 Come on, come on, you'll get along great together. 495 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:40,324 It's not my fault he doesn't have any friends. 496 00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:42,103 Maybe he's a dick. 497 00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:44,498 He's not a dick. That guy-- Look at him. Look at him. 498 00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:47,411 He doesn't even know how to be a dick. 499 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,202 Get out there. Come on. 500 00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:53,381 Okay. 501 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:54,810 Fine. 502 00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,766 [♪♪♪] 503 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,648 [♪♪♪] 504 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:07,091 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 505 00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:08,649 CLAIRE: Oh. Ha, ha. 506 00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:10,646 ♪ Ooh, ooh 507 00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:11,998 Charlie, that's high enough. 508 00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:13,047 Ah, quit your bitching. 509 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,442 Oh, my God. 510 00:18:14,484 --> 00:18:16,104 It's like I'm at the Cirque du Soleil. 511 00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,788 [CLAIRE PANTING] 512 00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:22,185 Hey, I got some, uh, stale gummy fish if anybody wants. 513 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,057 Crazy stale. 514 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,194 Kind of like eating birthday candles. Here. 515 00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:29,537 CHARLIE: Thank you. I gotta go. 516 00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,676 I hope to see you around. 517 00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:33,549 All right, yeah. 518 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:34,550 Bye, Claire. 519 00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:35,681 Bye. 520 00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:39,679 Nice to see you. 521 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,767 What do you know? You're dating again. 522 00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:43,857 [LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY] 523 00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,815 [♪♪♪] 524 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,386 BTDUBS, we're out of bologna. 525 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,913 Uh, well, FYI, we would have some 526 00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:54,087 if you didn't E-A-T it all. 527 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,483 But look how much time 528 00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:57,215 we're saving by verbally texting. 529 00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,876 LMFAO. 530 00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:02,967 I got some meatballs that Allison brought over. 531 00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:04,971 Do they taste like unrequited love? 532 00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:07,323 [SARCASTICALLY] Ha-ha-ha. 533 00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:10,283 I think I got you finally figured out, Claire. 534 00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:13,943 CLAIRE: Oh, yeah?Yeah. 535 00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:16,368 Feels to me like you've lost somebody. 536 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,679 And that's what's got you down. 537 00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:21,073 And I don't just mean your dad. 538 00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:23,116 I know that's a big piece of it. 539 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,252 And I certainly don't mean, what's-his-name, uh, Pigpen. 540 00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:27,685 Wyatt. 541 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:30,081 Uh. No, I'm-- 542 00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:33,165 Thinking it's somebody else. 543 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:36,605 Like, somebody you had feelings for. 544 00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:39,873 Yeah? Am I right? 545 00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,877 Somebody at school? 546 00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:45,971 Another student, maybe?No. 547 00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:50,618 Is it a teacher? 548 00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:54,886 Oh, man. 549 00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,154 Yeah, and then, that went south, 550 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,458 and that's why you quit school. 551 00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:08,162 I don't know what I was thinking. 552 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:13,206 Professor Crane and I, we just-- 553 00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:15,649 We bonded over books. 554 00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:17,832 Mm. 555 00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:21,218 And then, it was lunch. 556 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:23,223 And then, it was dinner. 557 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,005 And then, it was... 558 00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:28,842 More. 559 00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:31,449 Um, and then, it was over. 560 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,232 It was just-- It was the first time 561 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:40,757 in a long time that I had felt 562 00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:44,074 seen, and... 563 00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:46,252 heard, and... 564 00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:51,077 Connected? 565 00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:55,035 It's affinity and communication-- 566 00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:57,729 --and an empathy for the human condition-- 567 00:20:57,778 --> 00:21:01,608 --that binds us all, and keeps a soul in wonder. 568 00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:02,911 What's that from? 569 00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:03,997 Uh. 570 00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:05,345 Fuck if I know. 571 00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:08,314 So why, uh, why did it end? 572 00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:13,049 Because, um... 573 00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:17,705 It had run its course. 574 00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:23,538 For her. 575 00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:26,758 Oh. 576 00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:30,332 A-all right. 577 00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:32,546 [♪♪♪] 578 00:21:32,595 --> 00:21:34,545 How did you know? 579 00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:38,857 Oh, I-- You know, I just-- I had a hunch, you know? 580 00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:41,556 Got a gut feeling. Took a stab at it. 581 00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:46,387 Gotta give you credit. 582 00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:48,475 You're good at what you do, Loudermilk. 583 00:21:48,524 --> 00:21:50,134 Mm. 584 00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:52,528 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 585 00:21:52,572 --> 00:21:54,362 Oh, hey, if this is Allison, 586 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,320 can you tell her that the girl on the computer 587 00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:58,138 is Mugsy's daughter? 588 00:21:58,186 --> 00:21:59,486 Mm-hm. 589 00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:02,186 Think she bought it? 590 00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:03,933 What the fuck are you doing here? 591 00:22:03,974 --> 00:22:05,154 You owe me money. 592 00:22:05,193 --> 00:22:06,543 I gave you 20 bucks yesterday. 593 00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:08,366 I gave it to Claire for cigarettes. 594 00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:09,764 Twenty dollars for cigarettes? 595 00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:11,366 And plus, she show me her tits. 596 00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:12,677 That's your problem, Charlie. 597 00:22:12,722 --> 00:22:14,382 I didn't tell you to do that. 598 00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:16,640 Besides, she probably would have showed you for free. 599 00:22:16,683 --> 00:22:18,383 Nuh-uh. I asked. 600 00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:20,084 You didn't even tell me the professor was a woman. 601 00:22:20,121 --> 00:22:21,641 I don't see gender. 602 00:22:21,688 --> 00:22:23,858 By the way, Claire's a horrible fisherman. 603 00:22:23,907 --> 00:22:25,387 What are you talking about? 604 00:22:25,431 --> 00:22:27,391 She had hooks stuck in her tits, man. 605 00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:29,443 All right, all right. Here's 20 bucks, all right? 606 00:22:29,478 --> 00:22:31,608 Just go. Okay? 607 00:22:34,091 --> 00:22:35,571 Charlie, the bill is good. 608 00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:37,395 Come on, get out of here.Meatballs are ready. 609 00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:40,103 Hey, can you tell Charlie that we don't have his Frisbee? 610 00:22:40,141 --> 00:22:43,101 Yeah, no, you had it when you were leaving, 611 00:22:43,144 --> 00:22:44,974 remember? And-- 612 00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:49,984 You're a real piece of shit. 613 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:51,410 You set me up. 614 00:22:51,457 --> 00:22:53,277 You paid this little asshole to talk to me. 615 00:22:53,328 --> 00:22:54,938 No.Yes, you did. 616 00:22:54,982 --> 00:22:56,902 Well, you had to talk to somebody. 617 00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:58,590 You tricked me again. 618 00:22:58,638 --> 00:22:59,598 Well, if it ain't broke. 619 00:22:59,639 --> 00:23:01,159 Look. 620 00:23:01,205 --> 00:23:03,155 The important thing is that the truth is out. 621 00:23:03,207 --> 00:23:04,687 Okay? It's like Van Morrison said: 622 00:23:04,731 --> 00:23:06,211 "It's all part of the healing game." 623 00:23:06,254 --> 00:23:07,524 You know what? Fuck you, 624 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:10,820 and your stupid old-man rock lyrics. 625 00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:12,737 Fuck. 626 00:23:14,654 --> 00:23:16,134 [SIGHS] 627 00:23:16,177 --> 00:23:17,217 You like meatballs? 628 00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:18,525 I have Down's Syndrome. 629 00:23:18,571 --> 00:23:20,091 Of course, I love fucking meatballs. 630 00:23:20,137 --> 00:23:21,747 All right, come on. 631 00:23:30,234 --> 00:23:32,374 Hey, you think Allison, uh, heard Claire 632 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:33,851 yelling at me last night?[PHONE BUZZES] 633 00:23:33,890 --> 00:23:35,680 I think they probably heard that in Spokane. 634 00:23:35,718 --> 00:23:37,288 Ha-ha-ha. Hello? 635 00:23:37,328 --> 00:23:39,238 Oh, goddamn. No, no, no. I have had it with that. 636 00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:40,807 What are you doing? What are you doing? 637 00:23:40,854 --> 00:23:42,514 What are you doing?What are you doing? 638 00:23:42,551 --> 00:23:44,211 Every time you answer the phone, 639 00:23:44,248 --> 00:23:46,288 you do this stupid fake-ass laugh as you pick it up. 640 00:23:46,337 --> 00:23:47,557 That's-- What? No, I don't. 641 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:48,860 No, here's you on the phone. 642 00:23:48,905 --> 00:23:50,385 "Ha-ha-ha. Hello." 643 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,039 No, I don't do that.You do! Absolutely. 644 00:23:52,082 --> 00:23:53,042 You do it every time. 645 00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:54,483 It drives me fucking crazy. 646 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,440 Okay, I think you're exaggerating a bit, Sam. 647 00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:58,178 Oh, let's call. Let's call. 648 00:23:58,219 --> 00:24:00,129 I wanna hear your answering-machine message. 649 00:24:00,177 --> 00:24:01,477 Come on.No, let's listen. 650 00:24:01,527 --> 00:24:03,087 Because you could be watching 651 00:24:03,137 --> 00:24:04,657 Schindler's Listat a funeral, 652 00:24:04,704 --> 00:24:06,314 all right, and if the phone goes off, 653 00:24:06,357 --> 00:24:08,267 you turn into the fucking Pillsbury Doughboy. 654 00:24:08,316 --> 00:24:09,446 [GIGGLES][PHONE BUZZES] 655 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:10,881 Here we go. Hello. 656 00:24:10,927 --> 00:24:13,147 Ha-ha-ha. This is Ben. 657 00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:14,670 Ha-ha-ha. Leave a message, 658 00:24:14,714 --> 00:24:17,334 and I'll get back to you, okay? Ha-ha-ha. 659 00:24:17,368 --> 00:24:19,978 Okay. So let's talk about how that went down. 660 00:24:20,023 --> 00:24:22,163 You're obviously at a comedy club, right? 661 00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:24,549 Billy Burr's in town. He's fucking killing it. 662 00:24:24,593 --> 00:24:26,383 You're laughing your ass off. 663 00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:30,731 And you say, "I'm gonna record my outgoing message. Ha-ha-ha." 664 00:24:30,773 --> 00:24:32,433 Yeah?No, I don't think so. No. 665 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,651 No? That's not how it happens?No. No. No. 666 00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:37,480 Well, what the fuck is it, then, okay? 667 00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:39,869 Is it you just want the whole world to think 668 00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:42,003 you're living in the middle of a laugh riot 669 00:24:42,045 --> 00:24:43,655 or something? That's bullshit. 670 00:24:43,699 --> 00:24:45,269 I live with you. That's bullshit. 671 00:24:45,309 --> 00:24:46,829 Okay, I'm an addict. 672 00:24:46,876 --> 00:24:49,266 Heaven forbid, people hear me laugh on the phone. 673 00:24:49,313 --> 00:24:52,143 I mean, is it so bad for people to think I'm happy? 674 00:24:52,186 --> 00:24:53,966 What people are you trying to fool? 675 00:24:54,014 --> 00:24:56,194 Are you trying to fool somebody out there, 676 00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:57,583 or are you trying to fool yourself? 677 00:24:59,410 --> 00:25:01,980 So I have a laugh on the phone. Whatever. Big deal. 678 00:25:02,022 --> 00:25:03,282 It's not just me, okay. 679 00:25:03,327 --> 00:25:04,887 A lot of people are talking about this. 680 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,245 What do you mean a lot of people are talking? 681 00:25:08,289 --> 00:25:10,419 If people are talking, how come I've never heard it? 682 00:25:10,465 --> 00:25:13,555 Well, maybe only a true friend would, uh, point it out to you. 683 00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:15,339 [PHONE BUZZES] 684 00:25:15,383 --> 00:25:18,133 Oh, well. Hopefully, this is a real friend calling right now. 685 00:25:18,168 --> 00:25:20,428 Ha, ha, hello? I have a problem. 686 00:25:20,475 --> 00:25:22,385 [♪♪♪] 687 00:25:37,231 --> 00:25:39,931 ♪ When I told my friends About him ♪ 688 00:25:39,973 --> 00:25:42,763 ♪ They all were On my side ♪ 689 00:25:42,802 --> 00:25:44,412 ♪ But I could see Through the haze ♪ 690 00:25:44,455 --> 00:25:46,105 ♪ He looked so crazy 691 00:25:46,153 --> 00:25:49,293 ♪ I put my head right down And I cried ♪ 692 00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:51,070 ♪ Slow down, cry 693 00:25:51,114 --> 00:25:53,424 ♪ My poor lover 694 00:25:53,464 --> 00:25:56,864 ♪ Cried like a mother For my poor lover ♪