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♪ Begin again♪

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♪ This time you should
Take a bow at the very end♪

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♪ It's quite an act
You put on♪

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♪ Wait till the cameras roll♪

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Ladies first.

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Thanks.

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♪ You're the leading man...♪

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Okay. I'm gonna need
one large caffè misto

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with soy milk,
extra hot.

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Next, a hot chai latte and--Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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What are you doing?

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I'm ordering.Yeah, I know,

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but I was here first.

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And I'm just getting
a black coffee.

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One black coffee.

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You said, "ladies first"?

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BARISTA:
Name?

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Yeah, back there,
not here.

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Why?
What's the difference?

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Sir, name?

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Hold on there, sporty.

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Uh, the difference is,
that over there,

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I was being chivalrous.
Over here,

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you're being selfish,
thoughtless and rude.

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You live in a world
with other people, okay?

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Get your nose out of your phone,
you might see that.

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My phone?

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I have the coffee order
for work on here.

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There's, like, a hundred drinks
on that thing.

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Why are you getting coffee
for the whole office?

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Never heard of
Betty Friedan?

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No, I--Gloria Steinem?

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Not a clue.Really?

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No. Mm-mm.
Not at all.

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Maybe you need to be
on medication.

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I'm on medication
called coffee.

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I can't get it.
I'm waiting for you

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to order for everyone
in your millennial clown car.

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You're an asshole.I'm an asshole?

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Yes. Yes, an asshole.I'm an asshole?

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'Cause let's be real.

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If I wasn't young,

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and let's face it,
kind of hot,

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you wouldn't have
held that door.

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You were flirting.

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And then, when you realized
I showed no interest,

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you got mad.

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And then, all your chivalry

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went right out the window.

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So that's how you do it?

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You take your own
self-centered behavior,

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and you flip it on me?
Now, I'm supposed to be

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the asshole--?BARISTA: Asshole?

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Coffee
for "Asshole."

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Yeah, that's me.

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There.

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[♪♪♪]

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♪ The North Sea sings♪

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♪ Won't you come to me, baby?♪

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♪ Oh, won't you come to me?♪

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♪ The North Sea sings♪

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♪ Won't you come to me, baby?♪

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♪ Oh, won't you come to me?♪

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♪ The North Sea sings♪

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♪ Won't you come to me, baby?♪

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♪ The North Sea sings♪

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♪ Oh, won't you come to me?♪

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Okay, I see
we got some new folks.

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I'm Sam Loudermilk.
I'm four years off the sauce,

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and I'm super-duper excited

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about getting you all
on the road to sobriety.

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MAN 1: All right.[CLAPS]

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MAN 2:
Yay.

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So which one of you fuckups
wants to go first?

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Don't drink.
Don't drink.

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Don't drink.

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Actually, I am
a recovering meth addict.

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Still good advice.
Take a shower.

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Hey, come here. Cisco.

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How come
you haven't been sharing?

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'Cause everything's
going good.

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Okay. So how--?

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How many days
are you sober?

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Um, I--

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Yeah, no.
You're lying to me.

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Okay?
There's no "um" in sober.

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If you're sober,
you know exactly how long

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you've been sober.

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Yeah, okay.
I had a few beers.

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What kind of beers?

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Coors Light.

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[SCOFFS]

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That stuff's like water.
That-- That doesn't count.

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Really?No.

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Of course it counts,
you dope.

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Come on.

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I'm really trying, man. I--

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Well, you gotta try harder.

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Look,

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life's about
fucking things up, okay?

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And then, un-fucking the things
that you fucked up.

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That's what makes you
less of a fuckup.

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Not lying about it.

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Thanks.

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I'll do better.

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Well, just don't do worse.

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Mr. Loudermilk,
can I speak to you in private?

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This isn't private?

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Ahem, well, I suppose

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it won't come
as a surprise to you

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that I've received
anonymous complaints

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about the way
you're leading meetings.

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Who?

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No, I want names.

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I can't give you the names.
I just told you.

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The complaints are anonymous.

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It's the bingo bitches,
isn't it?

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[SIGHS]

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Look, Loudermilk,
let's face it.

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You're not warm and fuzzy.

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You're hard and angular
and uncomfortable.

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You're like an IKEA chair
who leads sobriety meetings.

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Be that as it may,

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I think the work
that your organization does

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benefits a number of people.

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And for that reason,

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I would hate
to have to suspend your meetings

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because of one
unruly facilitator.

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Okay, so, am--?

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Am I getting a prize
or what?

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I need a favor.

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Mrs. Wilkes is
an important member

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of our church. Right now,

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she's having trouble
with her daughter.

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God, help me.

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I have a feeling
that your brand of help

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may be
exactly what she needs.

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You have a real knack

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with people
who have lost their way.

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Yeah, um,

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women are not exactly
my area of expertise,

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unless you want her to smash
all your shit and move out.

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My daughter, Claire,

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she's a good girl.

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Was a good girl.

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Is she transitioning?

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No. She's still a girl.

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But now she's a bad girl.

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My husband passed
recently,

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and since then,
she's gotten out of control.

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I try and talk to her

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about enrolling
in one of those heroin schools.

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Rehab.But she won't listen to me.

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Okay, well, I don't know,
send her to a meeting.

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I'll-- I'll talk to her.No.

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She'll never do that.
You have to go to her.

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Yeah, here's the thing.
I don't make house calls.

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MRS. WILKES:
Please.

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Father Michael
recommended you very highly.

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Well...

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I wouldn't say "highly."
Look, Loudermilk...

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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you go and talk to Claire,

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and I won't suspend
these meetings

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or report you

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for being one of
the most horrible people

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ever to set foot into--

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All right, fine, fine, fine.
I'll do it.

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Where exactly will I find
this fragile little flower?

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[♪♪♪]

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[KNOCKS]

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[SIGHS]

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[MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE]

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Who the fuck are you?

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Well, that's spoken like
a Disney Princess come to life.

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Again, who the fuck are you?

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I'm Sam Loudermilk.

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Your mother says
you need professional help,

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but I guess she settled on me.My mom's a cunt.

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Oh!

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[CHUCKLES]

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Yeah, she probably is.

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She doesn't know shit about me

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or what I want in my life.

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So get the fuck
out of here, asshole.

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I just wanna get something
out of the way.

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I understand there's a shit-ton
of sexual chemistry

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between us,
but not gonna happen.

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Gross, you're like, 70.

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I'm gross?
You're like, 14 pounds.

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Fuck you, man.Yeah.

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Hyperbole for comic effect.
Doesn't feel so good, does it?

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Why don't you let me in?

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Fine, come on in.

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[EXHALES]

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[CLUB MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING]

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This is my boyfriend,
Wyatt.

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Yeah? Don't care.

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You realize you gotta tell me
if you're filming me?

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Why would I
be filming you?

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Well, I figure there's gotta be
a crew from Hoarders

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around here somewhere.

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So, what's up?

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Are you lashing out
at the unfeeling universe

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because Dad's dead, or--?

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I-- I-- What's your deal?

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I don't have a deal.

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I live my life
the way I wanna live it.

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Ah, okay.

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Okay. See you.

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What?What, what?

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That's it?

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Yeah, that's it.[CLAIRE CHUCKLES]

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Aren't you supposed to, like,
try harder or something?

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Let me break this down
for you.

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I don't know you.
I don't give a fuck about you.

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You wanna drink
and drug yourself

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to an early grave? Great.

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You're doing great.So why did you even come here?

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Morbid curiosity.

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I wanted to see
if you were half the shit show

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your mother said you were.Fuck you, man.

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Here. That's my number.
You want help, call it.

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You wanna come to a meeting,
great.

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If not, exactly zero shits
will be given by me.

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Dude, you better get
the fuck out of here now.

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SAM:
Yeah, I'm-- I'm going.

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Not 'cause I'm afraid of you,

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but 'cause it smells like

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two garbage cans
have been fucking in here.

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[♪♪♪]

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Coming through.

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Hey. Greatest Generation,
come on, pick it up a bit.

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Let's go.I'm trying.

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Well, pretend I'm Ike,
and that's Normandy,

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and storm that shit.

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Oh, my God.

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Hey, watch it.

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This Fender Kingman's
six months of your rent.

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Must be a piece of shit then

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because I share an alley-view
apartment with another dude.

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[SIGHS]

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Hi.

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Hey.

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Uh, hey, this is
kind of embarrassing,

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but I think you have a chair
stuck to your back.

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What? Where?Other-- Other shoulder.

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Yeah, just keep--
No, no. Too far. Back.

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Oh! Ha, ha!Ah! There you go.

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Probably got it snagged
at a restaurant or something

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the last couple days.

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Oh, crap. Not again.
Ha-ha-ha!

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I'm Allison.

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I just moved into 2C.

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Sam, 2B--

256
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or not to be.

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It is my apartment, heh.[CHUCKLES]

258
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It actually is 2B though,
so there's no confusion.

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[GUITAR CLATTERS ON FLOOR]Oh, Mr. Ellis,

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I was gonna call you
about starting guitar lessons.

261
00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:17,226
[ELLIS PANTING]

262
00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:19,098
You okay?Yeah, sure.

263
00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:21,100
I'm from the Greatest
Generation. Right?

264
00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:23,062
Oh, hey, can I help you
with that, sir?

265
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,580
That looks
pretty heavy.

266
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,504
You sure you don't
wanna push me down again?

267
00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,448
This guy body checked me
on the stairs.

268
00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:32,067
No, I scooted past you, okay?
With minimal contact. I scooted.

269
00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:33,589
Who rushes past
an elderly person,

270
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,813
and body checks them?

271
00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:36,161
I didn't
body check him.

272
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,990
I might have bumped him
a little bit, okay?

273
00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:39,678
But that's it. He--

274
00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,946
Look, he's old.

275
00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:43,159
They exaggerate.

276
00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:47,260
Well, I guess
it's not "to be."

277
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,352
Asshead.

278
00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:57,129
[♪♪♪]

279
00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:02,053
So then, he called me
an asshead,

280
00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:04,446
and she slams the door
in my face.

281
00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:07,709
Well, I mean,
the "asshead" thing is fair.

282
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:10,674
Yeah, but she
didn't know that yet, okay?

283
00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:12,063
I was charming
the balls off her.

284
00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:13,666
You know, I got a question.

285
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,626
Why were you pushing
an old man out of your way?

286
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,325
Because I was in
a hurry.

287
00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:19,812
For what?
You got nowhere to be.

288
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:22,593
Well, maybe I wanna get
nowhere faster.

289
00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:28,205
So are you gonna try
and make it up to her?

290
00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:30,212
I don't know.
What's the point?

291
00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:31,524
[SIGHS]What's the point?

292
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,210
Point is,
this is the first woman

293
00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:35,907
you've had a meaningful
connection with in years.

294
00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:39,656
Yeah. She did really like
my chair-on-the-shoulder bit,

295
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:40,869
which I ad-libbed.

296
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,787
Ha-ha-ha!
That is funny.

297
00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,492
"It looks like
a chair's stuck to you."

298
00:11:44,529 --> 00:11:45,789
Yeah.

299
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:47,745
Now you just gotta
make it up to her.

300
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,974
Show her that you're
a thoughtful, sensitive guy.

301
00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:51,753
You mean fool her?

302
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:52,968
Yes.

303
00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:56,323
How?

304
00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:58,277
[♪♪♪]

305
00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:04,808
No, no, no.

306
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,944
You're banned from the store,
Loudermilk.

307
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:08,507
I'm sick of you
calling me a douche.

308
00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:10,773
Relax,
I come in peace.

309
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:13,777
I don't wanna argue about why
Nirvana wouldn't exist

310
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,650
without bubblegum hits
of the late '60s.

311
00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:18,741
[SCOFFS]
Man, that's so reductive.

312
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,036
"Reductive"?

313
00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:22,868
Are we just
making words up now?

314
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:25,266
Just because Cobain said,
in one interview,

315
00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:27,219
that the 1910
Fruitgum Company's version

316
00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:28,488
of "Yummy Yummy Yummy"--

317
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,050
Yeah, hey, hey.
All right, all right.

318
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,577
Hey, Captain Pompous,
relax.

319
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,230
Get your talking points
together,

320
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:35,064
we'll get back to this.
We're on a mission.

321
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:37,502
Fine.
What are you looking for?

322
00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:40,059
Loudermilk knocked an old man
down some stairs

323
00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:41,537
in front of
our hot new neighbor.

324
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:42,976
He's trying
to make up for that.

325
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:44,423
Jesus, dude.

326
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:45,939
You're the fucking worst,
man.

327
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:47,852
SAM:
Oh, really? I'm the worst?

328
00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:49,457
I'm worse than Hitler?

329
00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:51,637
I'm worse than Saul Zaentz?
I'm worse than Pol Pot?

330
00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:54,603
Hey, isn't it weird that
a guy with "pot" in his name

331
00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:56,863
turns out to be
so totally bogus?

332
00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,686
[LAUGHS]

333
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,564
You've been sitting on that,
haven't you?

334
00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:01,815
An incredibly long time.

335
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,298
Thank you for teeing it up.Sure.

336
00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:04,827
Who the hell's
Saul Zaentz?

337
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,701
You don't know Saul Zaentz?
Asshole producer.

338
00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:09,833
Tried to charge Creedence
to play their own music.

339
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,396
We had to listen to
"Put me in, coach"

340
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:13,142
for years
because of that fucker.

341
00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:14,923
I love "Centerfield."

342
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:17,708
Well, you're an idiot.

343
00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:19,843
Look, man, I gotta tell you.
As your sponsor

344
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,276
and your only friend,

345
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,592
you make it hard
for people to like you.

346
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:26,278
What are you talking about?
I'm a people person.

347
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:28,627
Unless the people act
like dickbags,

348
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,847
which they always do.
Always do.

349
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:34,545
[SIGHS]

350
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:37,604
Oh.

351
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:40,783
"Andrés Segovia."

352
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,040
He's the greatest
classical guitarist in the world

353
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,743
playing
a bunch of romantic crap.

354
00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:46,910
She'd like that shit, right?Yeah. Yeah.

355
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,646
Shows you were
paying attention.

356
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:51,127
It's got the added bonus
of being obscure,

357
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:53,048
which pretentious chicks
love.

358
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:56,103
You think she's pretentious?I don't know. Let's hope so.

359
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:58,929
Great, let's get out of here.Okay.

360
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:01,708
Wait, how's she
gonna listen to it?

361
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,413
Why do I give a shit
if she listens to it?

362
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:05,061
Come on, Loudermilk.

363
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:07,055
Please,
stop half-assing it.

364
00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:08,847
I mean, finish something
for once in--

365
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,411
Here we are, this is good.
Perfect.

366
00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:12,898
Ben to the rescue again.

367
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:15,769
Cheap. Only 60 bucks.Okay.

368
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:18,161
Uh, one more favor.No, I-- I'm broke.

369
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:20,595
Bullshit. You got a hundo
in your pocket.

370
00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:22,642
I saw it when I was rifling
through your pants.

371
00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,687
Why are you rifling
through my pants?

372
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:27,213
So, you can't pull
this "I'm broke" bullshit.

373
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:28,777
You know, you really are
an asshead.

374
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:30,744
Yeah.

375
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,702
[♪♪♪]

376
00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:35,141
[KEYS JANGLE]

377
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:39,136
Whoa! Hey, Allison.Hey.

378
00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:41,182
Hey, Sam.

379
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:43,968
Remember? From the--?Yeah, yeah. I-- I remember.

380
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:47,543
Listen, yesterday, I didn't make
a very good first impression.

381
00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:50,849
And the thing is,
is I'm a counselor

382
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,940
for people who abuse
drugs and alcohol.

383
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,589
So I--
I'm dealing with people

384
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:57,292
who stack lies
on top of lies all day.

385
00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:58,901
And you gotta be,
sometimes--

386
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,461
You know,
you gotta be a little blunt.

387
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:01,768
You gotta be
a little harsh

388
00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,953
to cut through the bullshit
with that.

389
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:06,860
But I recognize that
it bleeds over a little bit

390
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,256
into my personal life.

391
00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:10,468
So--So it must be tough.

392
00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:12,518
It's not an excuse
to be rude though.

393
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,703
So I just wanted--

394
00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:16,789
Well, I wanted
to give you this.

395
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:19,048
You know, you said
you were learning guitar.

396
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:21,312
And this is Andrés Segovia.

397
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:23,875
He's the Hendrix
of guitar players.

398
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,323
He's terrific.Right.

399
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,399
You're gonna like him.
His only failing is

400
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:30,278
he didn't OD, so nobody
knows who he is, but--

401
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,580
Yeah.

402
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,626
Well, that's really nice
of you, Sam.

403
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,111
But I don't have any way
to play it.

404
00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:36,631
Oh, well, yeah, you do.

405
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:37,984
I got a--

406
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,634
It comes with--

407
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:42,202
There's a--[LAUGHS]

408
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:45,245
Wow, thank you.A latch.

409
00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:47,512
Yeah, sure. There you go.There you are.

410
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,336
You piece of trash.

411
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:52,524
I came to you for help,
but you did nothing.

412
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:56,090
No, actually,
you made it worse.

413
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:58,779
SAM:
This is one of those fuckups
that I was telling you about.

414
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,177
I think she's on
the bath salts--

415
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,000
Don't you lie to her!

416
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:04,828
You called my daughter a slob,
then tried to proposition her.

417
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:08,526
No, no, no. Hey, what I said
was that I would not fuck her.

418
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,706
Then you insulted
her hygiene?

419
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:14,633
Yes. But you gotta admit,

420
00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:18,059
the girl smells a little bit
like a rotting corpse. No?

421
00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:19,937
You may have fooled
Father Michael,

422
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,279
but I can see you

423
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:23,768
for the worthless human being
you are.

424
00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:25,548
You make me sick.

425
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,293
So Segovia
is the first guy

426
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:33,598
to ever put nylon strings
on a guitar.

427
00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:37,784
And that blew the sound open,
and it made the fingering--

428
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,132
Enjoy.

429
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,392
[♪♪♪]

430
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,914
Hey, check it.

431
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,868
We've been kicked out
'cause of you.

432
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:46,436
[PEOPLE MURMURING
INDISTINCTLY]

433
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:53,226
Unbelievable.

434
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:56,673
Like, what kind of monster
evicts you using comic sans?

435
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,281
Come on, Mike.

436
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:03,814
You can't just kick us out.I just did.

437
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:06,068
What about all the people
who need help?

438
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,722
Well, that's on you,
Loudermilk.

439
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,455
I made it very clear
what would happen

440
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:10,936
if you didn't do
your part.

441
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:13,076
Unlike you,
I stick to my word.

442
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,119
Yeah,
I'm not a miracle worker

443
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,044
like the bearded guy
that you love so much.

444
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,819
You mean Jesus?

445
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:21,003
You asked me to talk
to the girl, I talked.

446
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,610
Should've tried harder.

447
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:25,170
I tried plenty hard.
She didn't go for it.

448
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:27,218
My decision is final.

449
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:28,923
You brought this on yourself.

450
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:32,050
So that's it?Yep, that's it.

451
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:35,104
Okay, fine. You know what?
I don't need you.

452
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:36,751
I can think of
a million places

453
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:40,844
that will open their doors
to some people in need.

454
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:43,795
I started jerking off
a few guys for meth money.

455
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:45,405
No big deal.

456
00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:48,545
Before you know it,
I was giving a couple of BJs.

457
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,769
It seems like I wasn't going
more than five minutes

458
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:53,118
without a dick in my mouth.

459
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,339
Then I hit rock bottom.

460
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:57,728
And one day,
I find myself in lockup,

461
00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:59,992
getting into a shouting match
with some know-it-all

462
00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:02,205
about whether it's better
to work the tip or the shaft

463
00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:04,255
while diddling the balls.

464
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,220
[SIGHING]

465
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:08,349
That--

466
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,311
That wasn't me.

467
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,090
SAM:
Okay. Okay, good sharing.

468
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,046
That's powerful stuff.

469
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,655
[PEOPLE MURMURING
INDISTINCTLY]

470
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:20,485
This was a horrible,
horrible idea.

471
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,974
Uh... And that's on me.

472
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:25,804
We gotta get back to the church,
but I'm gonna figure it out.

473
00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,453
I don't want you guys
to worry about it.

474
00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:29,667
You're my number-one priority,
okay?

475
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:30,977
Let's go.

476
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:34,642
I'm not a biologist or anything,
but, uh,

477
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,158
it would have to be the shaft,
right?

478
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:37,862
[DOOR BELL CHIMES,
DOOR OPENS, SHUTS]

479
00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:39,809
Because that's where
all the nerves are.

480
00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:42,557
If you're working the balls
though, that's a power move.

481
00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:45,119
Really a matter of contrast.Guys, let's go.

482
00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:48,687
[♪♪♪]

483
00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:53,088
Hey, Father.

484
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,482
All right, so I'm outside
of a place called

485
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:57,875
"Kockblockerz."
That sound right?

486
00:18:57,919 --> 00:19:00,659
That is the worst name for
a strip club I have ever heard.

487
00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:03,404
Well, I don't think
they understand marketing.

488
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:05,186
So if I talk to Claire,

489
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,151
you're gonna let us back
in the church, right?

490
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:08,539
I'm a man of my word,
Loudermilk.

491
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:09,932
All right.

492
00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:11,634
I haven't been in a bar
in five years,

493
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:13,502
so I hope you sleep well
tonight.

494
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,065
All right,
let's do it for the kids.

495
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:20,203
[GROANS]

496
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:23,676
[HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]÷{PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

497
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:24,947
[LAUGHING]

498
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:33,956
Oh, this sucks,
this sucks, this sucks.

499
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:36,995
Hm. Could be worse.

500
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:43,006
Can I get you a drink?No. No, no, no. Tra la la.

501
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,230
♪ Hell's flesh
Made mountains...♪

502
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:49,974
Yay. There she is.

503
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:54,502
Hey, Claire.

504
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:57,021
Hi.CLAIRE: It's you.

505
00:19:57,065 --> 00:20:00,625
The asshole from my house.You're sweet, you remember.

506
00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:02,977
I'm gonna spitball
with you for a minute here.

507
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:06,857
I told my mom what you said
to me, and she was pissed.

508
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:08,421
Yeah, I know.

509
00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:10,298
You wanted to get me
in trouble, it worked.

510
00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:12,779
Oh. You got busted.

511
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,080
[CLAIRE YELPS]

512
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,075
Hey. No touching.It's all right.

513
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:17,647
No, I'm not touching anybody.

514
00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:18,914
She's touching me.

515
00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:21,256
It's okay, I know him.

516
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:22,827
Take it into
the champagne room.

517
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:24,613
SAM:
Yep, we're going.
Thank you.

518
00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:26,748
♪ I need a little ass
To squeeze♪

519
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,310
♪ With mouths, please♪

520
00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:31,267
♪ So I could operate
I feel...♪

521
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,487
Here. Let's get you some
fresh air. Come on.

522
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:35,356
♪ ...and the lights go out♪

523
00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:37,318
[VOMITS, COUGHING]

524
00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:42,325
[GROANS]

525
00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:46,291
So as glamorous and fun
as this all seems,

526
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:49,202
I've seen it before,
and it doesn't end well.

527
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,118
You don't know anything.

528
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:52,342
I know how to barf

529
00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:54,691
without getting it
on my shoes.

530
00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:56,171
[SIGHS]

531
00:20:57,778 --> 00:20:58,948
[SHIVERING]

532
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,180
Here.

533
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:09,400
Just try not to get
too much puke on it.

534
00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:13,655
Why are you bothering me?

535
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:15,667
I'm trying to help.

536
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:17,579
You can't help me.

537
00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:19,414
Nobody can.

538
00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:21,152
Get the fuck over yourself.

539
00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:22,542
Really, come on.

540
00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:24,325
You think
you're the only person who--?

541
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:28,070
You think I don't know
misery and pain?

542
00:21:28,112 --> 00:21:29,682
I was married
for eight years.

543
00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:31,293
And what happened?

544
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,993
She dumped your ass?

545
00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:35,340
Big fucking surprise.

546
00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:37,511
No, not exactly.

547
00:21:37,557 --> 00:21:39,777
I took us out
for a spin one night

548
00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:41,520
after a couple bottles
of Jack

549
00:21:41,561 --> 00:21:43,391
and wrapped the car
around a tree.

550
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,565
No, I was okay.

551
00:21:48,611 --> 00:21:50,131
She wasn't.

552
00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:53,489
Shit happens.

553
00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:55,049
What are you
gonna do?

554
00:21:56,097 --> 00:21:58,927
Hurting yourself is easy,

555
00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:00,489
but living is hard.

556
00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:04,845
So Claire,
what's the thing?

557
00:22:04,888 --> 00:22:08,238
Okay, what's the big problem
that nobody can help you with?

558
00:22:10,024 --> 00:22:11,554
Come on,
I'm in suspense.

559
00:22:11,591 --> 00:22:13,241
I'm not gonna be able
to sleep at night.

560
00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:14,418
Just-- Just say it.

561
00:22:15,682 --> 00:22:16,862
What the fuck is it?

562
00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:21,780
I just--

563
00:22:21,818 --> 00:22:24,388
I really miss my dad.

564
00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:26,350
[♪♪♪]

565
00:22:27,258 --> 00:22:28,428
[CRYING]

566
00:22:28,477 --> 00:22:29,997
I know.

567
00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:32,607
I know you do.

568
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,140
Hey, dude,
get away from my girlfriend!

569
00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:37,620
Look,
guys, guys, guys.

570
00:22:37,660 --> 00:22:39,620
She's upset,
all right?

571
00:22:39,662 --> 00:22:41,362
I just gave
an awesome speech.

572
00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:42,933
Please tell me
you heard some of it.

573
00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:44,410
No, man. We missed it.

574
00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:46,670
Let's hear it again,
Shakespeare. Come on.

575
00:22:46,713 --> 00:22:48,583
[GRUNTS]
All right. Here you go.

576
00:22:50,194 --> 00:22:52,464
Hey, I've been
dicking around all night

577
00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:53,721
looking for this girl,

578
00:22:53,763 --> 00:22:54,983
so I can help some people

579
00:22:55,025 --> 00:22:56,845
with real problems, okay?

580
00:22:56,897 --> 00:22:58,767
So why don't you
get out of my way,

581
00:22:58,812 --> 00:23:00,902
or we're gonna do this
the hard way.

582
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,561
[♪♪♪]

583
00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:05,209
So how'd you know
to call me?

584
00:23:05,253 --> 00:23:07,343
There are only three numbers
in his phone.

585
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,256
You're the only one
that answered.

586
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:10,950
Well, that's really,
really pathetic.

587
00:23:10,998 --> 00:23:13,298
[SAM COUGHING]

588
00:23:13,348 --> 00:23:16,088
Oh![SPITS]

589
00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:18,793
Oh, my God.Gross. I'm out of here.

590
00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:20,142
Is--? Is he okay?

591
00:23:20,181 --> 00:23:21,701
Oh, who, "asshead" Sam?

592
00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:23,138
No, he's fine.

593
00:23:23,184 --> 00:23:25,934
Hey, I'm "kindhearted" Ben,
by the way.

594
00:23:25,969 --> 00:23:27,229
Hey.

595
00:23:27,275 --> 00:23:29,315
What the hell
were you doing in a bar?

596
00:23:29,364 --> 00:23:31,324
Okay, you're a drunk.
I'm a drunk.

597
00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:34,536
Guys like us can't do that.I had to find the kid.

598
00:23:34,587 --> 00:23:35,937
It was fine.

599
00:23:35,979 --> 00:23:37,589
Yeah, looks like
it went really great.

600
00:23:37,633 --> 00:23:39,113
You gotta call me
next time, man.

601
00:23:39,156 --> 00:23:41,116
You're not ready
to be alone like that.

602
00:23:41,158 --> 00:23:43,288
Ow! Ow! Ow!

603
00:23:43,334 --> 00:23:45,254
Seriously?
They punched your feet?

604
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,335
This will help
with the swelling.

605
00:23:48,383 --> 00:23:50,123
Oh. Thank you.

606
00:23:51,647 --> 00:23:55,167
Hey, the teenage girl
that I came in with,

607
00:23:55,216 --> 00:23:57,346
you know I'm not hitting that,
right?

608
00:23:57,392 --> 00:24:01,442
Yeah, Ben filled me in on that.All right. Thanks.

609
00:24:03,703 --> 00:24:05,363
Would it be all right
if we forgot about

610
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,400
all that business earlier

611
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:08,926
and started over?

612
00:24:08,969 --> 00:24:11,489
Are you gonna stop
pushing old people down stairs?

613
00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:14,318
Can't make any promises.

614
00:24:18,108 --> 00:24:20,808
Okay. I gotta go, Sam.

615
00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:23,900
Give me a shout
if you guys need anything.

616
00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:25,460
Thank you.

617
00:24:28,162 --> 00:24:29,382
I get it.

618
00:24:29,424 --> 00:24:30,994
You staged the beatdown

619
00:24:31,034 --> 00:24:33,214
so you can garner the sympathy
of our hot neighbor.

620
00:24:33,254 --> 00:24:35,134
You are a tactical genius.

621
00:24:35,169 --> 00:24:36,779
Listen, I'm gonna
close my eyes.

622
00:24:36,823 --> 00:24:39,223
If I die in my sleep,
the Netflix password is

623
00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:42,180
"Dianne underscore Wiest,
zero, three."

624
00:24:43,351 --> 00:24:44,741
Well, I hope
you don't die

625
00:24:44,787 --> 00:24:46,437
'cause those are terrible
last words.

626
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:47,655
Yeah.

627
00:24:47,703 --> 00:24:49,843
[PEOPLE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]

628
00:24:49,879 --> 00:24:52,189
[♪♪♪]

629
00:24:55,406 --> 00:24:56,666
You've earned it.

630
00:24:56,712 --> 00:24:59,022
The meeting room
or the beating?

631
00:24:59,062 --> 00:25:01,282
[GIGGLES]

632
00:25:11,161 --> 00:25:13,211
Oh, good. Uh...

633
00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:16,430
Go on in, and set up the chairs.
I'll be in in a minute.

634
00:25:16,471 --> 00:25:18,781
Can I ask you something?What?

635
00:25:18,821 --> 00:25:21,561
Did that hurt?Yeah.

636
00:25:21,607 --> 00:25:22,777
Good.

637
00:25:24,392 --> 00:25:26,392
'Cause you made me talk
about giving BJs

638
00:25:26,437 --> 00:25:27,867
where I get my lattes.

639
00:25:27,917 --> 00:25:30,397
Who are you again?

640
00:25:30,441 --> 00:25:32,271
Never mind.

641
00:25:32,313 --> 00:25:35,233
Loudermilk,
you got a visitor here.

642
00:25:36,970 --> 00:25:38,280
Oh.

643
00:25:44,064 --> 00:25:45,594
I, uh...

644
00:25:45,631 --> 00:25:47,681
I wanted to give this
back to you.

645
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,200
Hm.I washed it.

646
00:25:49,243 --> 00:25:51,463
You didn't have to do that.

647
00:25:51,506 --> 00:25:52,806
After I threw up on it.

648
00:25:54,509 --> 00:25:56,419
I'd really like you
to have it.

649
00:26:01,429 --> 00:26:02,649
You were, um,

650
00:26:02,691 --> 00:26:05,521
right, by the way.

651
00:26:06,652 --> 00:26:08,352
Hurting myself was easy, and...

652
00:26:10,307 --> 00:26:13,527
living is the hard part.

653
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,142
Hm.

654
00:26:15,182 --> 00:26:18,622
Well, even a blind squirrel's
right twice a day.

655
00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:22,624
So, you're here, you wanna
stick around for the meeting?

656
00:26:22,668 --> 00:26:25,628
Uh, yeah, I--

657
00:26:25,671 --> 00:26:26,931
I can't tonight.

658
00:26:26,976 --> 00:26:29,806
No?But maybe another time.

659
00:26:29,849 --> 00:26:31,499
How about next week?

660
00:26:33,113 --> 00:26:35,683
Maybe.Yeah, okay.

661
00:26:35,724 --> 00:26:37,684
See you, maybe.

662
00:26:40,816 --> 00:26:43,376
That's right,
you're blowjob guy.

663
00:26:46,082 --> 00:26:48,002
[♪♪♪]

664
00:26:55,004 --> 00:26:56,884
Uh--BEN: Hi.

665
00:26:56,919 --> 00:27:00,049
Hey, is Sam around, or--?

666
00:27:00,096 --> 00:27:01,746
Oh, no. He's still out

667
00:27:01,794 --> 00:27:04,014
running his meeting
at the church where he does--

668
00:27:04,057 --> 00:27:05,277
That's where
he does them.

669
00:27:05,319 --> 00:27:06,839
I'd invite you in,

670
00:27:06,886 --> 00:27:08,836
but you just caught me
coming out of the shower.

671
00:27:08,888 --> 00:27:10,588
In--? In your clothes?

672
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:13,019
Okay, thanks for coming by.
I'll let him know.

673
00:27:15,372 --> 00:27:16,982
[SIGHS]

674
00:27:17,723 --> 00:27:19,033
[SIGHS]

675
00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:23,080
[♪♪♪]

676
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:24,289
Ahh.

677
00:27:25,382 --> 00:27:29,602
♪ Ah♪

678
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:33,828
♪ Bored again♪

679
00:28:01,070 --> 00:28:03,770
♪ Ah...♪